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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby willie23 » 19 Apr 2018, 06:23

Zoomzip wrote:I like my ladies like I like my anti-Trump memes...


Extremely funny yet smart and honest.

I like my ladies like I like my 1859 Colt Navy Revolver...
Let me just put it this way: I’ve got a long way to go...

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Conq » 19 Apr 2018, 19:33

willie23 wrote:I like my ladies like I like my 1859 Colt Navy Revolver...

...loaded, muzzled, and cocked.

...with my initials engraved in the rear.

I like my ladies like I like my Saved by the Bell episodes...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 20 Apr 2018, 23:14

Conq wrote:I like my ladies like I like my Saved by the Ball episodes...

So excited.

I like my ladies like I like my chopsticks...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby willie23 » 21 Apr 2018, 05:15

kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like I like my chopsticks...


Very hard to use and fragile.

I like my ladies like I like my starched and ironed shirts...
Let me just put it this way: I’ve got a long way to go...

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Pootleflump » 22 Apr 2018, 15:56

willie23 wrote:I like my ladies like I like my starched and ironed shirts...


Smooth in all the right places and ready in the morning.

I like my ladies like I like my visit to Accident and Emergency.....
But, I nearly forgot, you must close your eyes otherwise you won't see anything

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 23 Apr 2018, 20:41

Pootleflump wrote:I like my ladies like I like my visit to Accident and Emergency.....

Dislodging Diplomacy pieces out of crevices, and though cleavage 'staches are neither accident nor emergency, they may need to be licked out, so as to properly remove the adhesion.

I like my ladies like I like my sleeping in...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Damon Huntington » 18 May 2018, 03:00

sinnybee wrote:
Pootleflump wrote:I like my ladies like I like my visit to Accident and Emergency.....

Dislodging Diplomacy pieces out of crevices, and though cleavage 'staches are neither accident nor emergency, they may need to be licked out, so as to properly remove the adhesion.

I like my ladies like I like my sleeping in...


...laid down for hours, even though I said it would take only five more minutes.

I like my ladies like my Pokémon GO...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 18 May 2018, 12:52

Damon Huntington wrote:I like my ladies like my Pokémon GO...

Always tantalizing me with the promise of a little more... and so distracting I'd follow them right off a cliff.

I like my ladies like I like my moving boxes...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 19 May 2018, 03:13

kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like I like my moving boxes...

I only intend to have them packed into my bedroom for a night or two, but they end up staying around; I have a hard time unpacking my baggage even after a long haul.

I love my ladies like I love my salad...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 23 May 2018, 15:32

sinnybee wrote:I love my ladies like I love my salad...

Sweet, spicy, and dressed up, on a nice deep soft bed, with Craisins sprinkled on top.

I like my ladies like I like my contact lenses...
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