Leniny Snicket and a Series of Unfortunate Events.It has been interesting to hear others perspectives and to see my beloved mother Russia wander briefly through various narrations, leaving very little behind in her wake. This was because the tale of Russia is one of unfulfilled potential and broken dreams.
I was excited to win Russia and saw many great opportunities. As the game began and the diplomacy took shape, I began to form certain goals and thought early on that I was on track to accomplish them. I established good communication with those around me and put special weight into trying to build a good relationship with Germany and UK, especially Germany. I wanted more than anything to have peace with Germany. I felt that if he and I could secure a peaceful border between us, he could become the master of Europe and I could deal with my eastern holdings. He seemed amenable and we were soon cooperating on minors and building trust between us. I enjoyed the long walks and good talks as we planned what I thought was a future together bestride the hemisphere.
Adding to my sense of success here was the fact that Israel was breathing constant threats about a German/UK/France alliance and trying to get me to turn on Germany. He was obsessed with getting me to turn on Germany. I passed all this information onto Germany, warning him that Israel was out to get him. I was thinking that in the future I would like to attack Israel and told Germany that I would help him when the time came, using his aggression as an excuse.
On my southern side, I established instant rapport with Iran. Big Bert and I hit it off and were soon working hand in hand. I had good communication with Raphtown, but like I said, I did not want to be allied with him. I had to stay friendly since Iran was on good terms with Israel and was counseling me to do the same.
In the East, I wanted to ally with Japan and take China out. I didn’t see any benefit to keeping China around and I thought that Japan and I would make natural allies since we could both expand without bumping into each other too much. We could both invade the Americas as well as share the Chinese centers. I would them head for India while he had the whole Pacific to pacify. Alas, I found that the Shogun, while nice enough, was a man of few words while the Ghost of China was very communicative. I tend to favor communication and collaboration, but I really wanted to invade China. Japan seemed on board as much as he was communicating so off I went and started encroaching on China.
Things were seemingly on track and I figured I would soon be able to unite the two halves of my country and also begin the invasion of North America with Japan by my side.
Then the wheels all fell off.
I do not know if it was coordinated. Nothing has been said of coordination in the AAR’s so far, but Germany and Japan both stabbed me at the same time. One on each front. It was the beginning of the end for me. I pleaded with Germany to reconsider, I pleaded with Japan the same. No avail. Germany was still very friendly and we managed to continue to have some good talks, but the magic of the relationship was gone and I could no longer enjoy our walks together from before.
While I don’t remember exactly, sometime in and around here was when Big Bert had to leave and I had to build a new relationship with my most important ally, Iran. While LBS was friendly as well, the rapport I had had with Bert was not there and I could tell that LBS was a bit more dangerous to me that Bert had been. That being said, he never turned on me and was true as long as it mattered. As I was forced backward by Germany and UK, I was forced into the arms of Israel. I repeatedly tried to convince Germany that I would rather be with him against Israel, but he seemed determined to force me the other way. Israel welcomed me with open arms and with his help, I was able to survive longer than I might otherwise have. I had to relent to Iranian control of the center of what I had hoped to be my empire since I could not spare the troops to take it myself. I knew at this point that the window for me to survive at all was becoming very narrow. Only daring play would give me any hope.
While my western troops worked with Israel just to hold on, I concentrated on a hail mary in the east. I hoped to work with China to destroy Japan who I felt had made a huge mistake. He was still fighting me even as China was eating his lunch. I had hoped that he would see the long-term futility in the arrangement, but he just kept coming after me, so I worked closely with China in the hopes that I might claim enough land to be able to start to rebuild. In desperation I made the charge into North America. This was partly to try to get some builds and also to buy more good will with China as it would lessen his thoughts of me as either a threat, or a source of SC’s. Landing in Alaska got me a nice note from the Generalissimo with vague promises of future support. I was hopeful.
I also was talking to UK. Even though our forces were engaged in hostilities on my western front, I was hopeful that he would still be willing to work with me in North America. I pictured a coordinated pincer movement that would benefit us both. He didn’t go for it however, and with WHS acting as a wall which I ran into full tilt, I was not making the gains I had hoped. WHS offered me peace if I would back up but basically made it clear that if I continued, he would resist me at the cost of his other fronts. He was true to his word and with UK not coordinating with me, I was stymied.
It was now just a matter of time. My western front had collapsed and I had sought to make sure that Israel and Iran gained most of my centers although I was powerless to keep Germany and UK from getting many of them as well. China finally guided me through the final stages of assisted euthanasia and the grand Russian experiment was over. I was later able to actually sub for my friend Israel for a turn or so and enjoyed reentering the game and making some headway.
I enjoyed all I played with but I want to make a few shout-outs.
Antigonos: Although I still think that if we had been allies like you and UK were, we would have ruled, I enjoyed our messages and appreciated playing with you. Thanks for making it fun, even when you were feeding me into the sausage press.
Big Bert (wherever you are): It was a huge pleasure and I was sorry that you had to leave the game. I hope that you will return at some point and we perhaps will play again.
LBS: Thanks for being gentle as you built my coffin.
Raphtown: I enjoyed meeting one of the founders of the Classicists and I enjoyed talking with you. I appreciate that even though I resisted allying with you and worked against you at first, that you were in the end a true ally and good partner in our endeavors around the Black Sea. It was a pleasure dying in your company.
GhostEcho: I appreciated your communication and the fact that even though I hit you early and worked against you at first, that you allowed me to rebuild a working relationship with you and the in the end we were able to really work well together even if it was futile for me in the end. I am glad that you made it to the final draw.
WHS: I am no match for your Jedi powers. Sorry you died too.
Asu: Thanks for running the game. As I am now GMing, I appreciate more than ever what this game meant for you. I’m sending you a coupon for free marriage counseling for the next time you GM a game like this.

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AardvarkArmy, I want to thank you for the false hope, the empty promises, the pipe dreams, and some of the greatest messages and fun communications I’ve ever had in a game. I’ll play against you anytime!