Good game all, I had lots of fun.
As for my AAR, here goes:
I started by trying to do some communication with my neighbors, and Shibabalo of the Ultramages was more communicative, so we had some good discussion about what to do with our border, eventually we DMZd both the SC and normal space between us. This gave me the ability to throw the full brunt of my force against my southern neighbor.
As for my communications with allies, we collectively agreed that Matronia and Amazonia should crush Testosteronia while Wittchita holds against the other two until we got there. So my plan was to blitz my southern neighbor, then turn around and smash the Ultramages.
Honestly, that was really the extent of my diplomacy--after I stabbed the Ultramages, the only diplomacy I had was quick updates with my allies, which is one problem with the map (more on that later).
Anyway, after defeating Testosteronia quickly, I realized I would have trouble, since Matronia managed to take the Fortress of Dicksburg, which I knew would be very useful to have in order to solo. letting Matronia have it was definitely my biggest mistake. I turned around to stab the Ultramages, which went pretty well, but the going was slow, which put another nail in my coffin. I suspect the tag-team of players for Wittchita slowed their advance into the Ultramages, helping me get to their center center before Wittchita, but alas I still didn't have enough (exactly 1/3 of the centers, in fact)
Anyway, while I really like the premise of the game, I feel the map is fundamentally flawed. The symmetrical setup with only two neighbors drastically restricts diplomacy, so there was little opportunity for cool strategies and stuff. There is really no reason to communicate with the opposite-sex nation on the other side of the board, and communication with my allies was limited. After my first truce with the Ultramages, I really had no more diplomacy to do.
I believe an asymmetrical map with more than two borders per player would make a much more interesting version of this concept.
Anyway, good game all, and congrats to Phatality (honestly, 2nd place is better than usual for me

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