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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 31 May 2018, 22:15

(I mean, sometimes you just wanna lob a softball.)
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby Telleo » 31 May 2018, 23:00

kimbyrle wrote:(I mean, sometimes you just wanna lob a softball.)


(Yeah, I kinda briefly considered going for a "hung like a..." line, but figured I should KISS.)
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby Pootleflump » 31 May 2018, 23:55

Telleo wrote:I like my men like I like my Marvel movies...


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I like a man like I like my favourite knickers...........
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby rd45 » 01 Jun 2018, 14:21

Pootleflump wrote:I like a man like I like my favourite knickers...........

... comfortable yet stylish, enveloping those sensitive regions & keeping them fresh & snug.

I like my men like I like my Cheshire Cat ...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 01 Jun 2018, 14:58

rd45 wrote:I like my men like I like my Cheshire Cat ...

Always showing up at the perfect moment, and making terribly effective use of his teeth.

I like my men like I like my dish sponge...

(Also, because the innuendo is just TOO GOOD to pass up: I don't like my men like I like my Cheshire cat: coming and going so quickly.)
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby UFO Fever » 22 Jul 2018, 06:32

kimbyrle wrote:I like my men like I like my dish sponge...


...best when discarded after one use.

I like my men like I like my Death Star...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby Telleo » 24 Jul 2018, 18:09

UFO Fever wrote:
I like my men like I like my Death Star...


Always ready to ROCK my WORLD.

I like my men like I like my thunderstorms...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby asudevil » 24 Jul 2018, 23:13

Telleo wrote:
I like my men like I like my thunderstorms...


Always ready to dump a huge load of liquid on my face

I like my men like I like Donald Trump
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 25 Jul 2018, 20:02

asudevil wrote:I like my men like I like Donald Trump

Eradicated from existence. Apparently I just became a militant lesbian.

I like my men like I like Post-It notes...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 25 Jul 2018, 20:12

kimbyrle wrote:
asudevil wrote:I like my men like I like Donald Trump

Eradicated from existence. Apparently I just became a militant lesbian.

I'll be here to give you pain and cuddles and anything else if the men go bye-bye :)

I was about to post, but kept delaying because I didn't like the way mine sounded:

asudevil wrote:Always ready to dump a huge load of liquid on my face

I [don't] like my men like I [don't] like Donald Trump

Idiotic for implying that there's something to like about the American traitor who has been fucking up foreign relations (and everything else) for years.
And if we change just one word of the previous answer, I also don't like Donald Trump "Always ready to dump a huge load of [shit] on my face", because my facial expressions are always turned to shit when I hear about something he's done in the last day or two.

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