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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 05 Mar 2012, 18:36
by asudevil
with a delicious taste...

I like my men like I like my tables

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 05 Mar 2012, 18:37
by Freddafred
Straight
I like my men like I like my TV

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 05 Mar 2012, 18:55
by beowulf7
..dressed as Snow White or a Japanese race queen. I like my men like I like my weather..

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 05 Mar 2012, 23:25
by BennyG
beowulf7 wrote:..dressed as Snow White or a Japanese race queen. I like my men like I like my weather..

Unpredictable and sometimes violent.

I like my men like I like my cellphone service....

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 06 Mar 2012, 00:57
by sinnybee
asudevil wrote:
sinnybee wrote:New rule for my thread:
Don't make this a copy-cat of pez's thread--
Don't repeat something from his thread and avoid using words like "broken" and "used" LAME... I want this to be a witty thread :)

Your telling me easy to swallow wasnt witty...

That one was great. :D

I'm not saying pez's thread isn't witty.
It seems that the standard answer for these things is supposed to be "_____ and _____". I like to sometimes break the mold and give a longer answer. Short answers are great and can be very effective, I guess I just think it's kind of lame to give a three word or less answer if the words are somewhat shallow have already been over-used like "broken" and "used". That's just my opinion though--everyone post what they want (with-in reason).


WokkaPater wrote:I said Pez's sex was gay.

That's not what I heard :P


I like my men like my dogs...

pezgod1 wrote:They lick me all the time and constantly hump my leg.

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beowulf7 wrote:..dressed as Snow White or a Japanese race queen. I like my men like I like my weather..

(I guess I did seasons:)
Springing up to action,
hot and fiery,
letting me fall into their arms (leaves),
and *clears throat* showering me with their white stuff

Sorry, half wrote that, then had to work while BennyG posted.
Let's continue with his next idea:
BennyG wrote:I like my men like I like my cellphone service....

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 06 Mar 2012, 01:02
by The Pez
sinnybee wrote:and *clears throat* showering me with their white stuff

Dirty girl, Sinny! Anyway...

Crappy most times, and I constantly have to pay for them.(Wait, this is the how I like my men thread?)

I like my men like I like my Headphones...

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 06 Mar 2012, 01:18
by beowulf7
..able to deliver a whisper or pound out a rhythm right through to the climax.

I like my men like I like my art...

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 06 Mar 2012, 01:28
by The Pez
Finlely sculpted, and well, Y'know...
With penises.

I like my men like I like my Monuments...

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 06 Mar 2012, 02:25
by sinnybee
pezgod1 wrote:Finlely sculpted, and well, Y'know...
With penises.

I like my men like I like my Monuments...

Erect, tall, and will let me ride up and down (the elevator) :D

(Well, I actually don't mind stairs at all; rides are always fun though.)

I like my men like I like firemen...

Re: I like my men like I like my _________

PostPosted: 06 Mar 2012, 04:10
by jkid
Strong and good with poles.


I like my men like I like my Diplomacy games...