I like my men like I like my _________

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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 22 Apr 2018, 17:57

Pootleflump wrote:I like my men like I like my running shoes....

Tied up.

I like my men like I like my earrings...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 19 May 2018, 03:40

kimbyrle wrote:I like my men like I like my earrings...

Gently yanking on my earlobes, making me look pretty, and poking into my holes.

I like my men like I like Las Vegas...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby Telleo » 19 May 2018, 03:45

sinnybee wrote:I like my men like I like Las Vegas...


...what I put inside them, stays inside them.

I like my men like I like tea...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 19 May 2018, 06:36

Telleo wrote:I like my men like I like tea...

Steaming hot.
With ice melting on top of them.
Sweating through their container.
With an herbal taste.

I like my men like I like my headphones...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 23 May 2018, 15:26

sinnybee wrote:I like my men like I like my headphones...

Whispering soft little sweet nothings into the curve of my ear, right up until I twist a button and suddenly they scream.

I like my men like I like my tape dispenser...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 26 May 2018, 08:16

kimbyrle wrote:I like my men like I like my tape dispenser...

Dispensing white/clear sticky stuff on me.

(seriously folks, what did you expect me to say? :P I had the perfect set-up 8-))

I like my men like I like my sister's puppy (black standard poodle that has already learned several tricks/commands)...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby rd45 » 27 May 2018, 16:09

sinnybee wrote:I like my men like I like my sister's puppy (black standard poodle that has already learned several tricks/commands)...


...eager & obedient, sits up & begs when I snap my fingers, panting with his tongue hanging out, eyes shining & ready for more tricks.

I like my men like I like my pepper grinder...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 31 May 2018, 13:34

rd45 wrote:I like my men like I like my pepper grinder...

The automatic variety, that makes a moan-like noise as I grasp their shaft shape and point it to my desired target, for it to spew out their flavor onto the dish.

I like men like I like trains...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 31 May 2018, 20:28

sinnybee wrote:
rd45 wrote:I like my men like I like my pepper grinder...

The automatic variety, that makes a moan-like noise as I grasp their shaft shape and point it to my desired target, for it to spew out their flavor onto the dish.

I like men like I like trains...

Starting up nice and slow and building to a steady pace that keeps going until I get to where I need to be.

I like my men like I like horses...
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Re: I like my men like I like my _________

Postby Telleo » 31 May 2018, 21:41

kimbyrle wrote:I like my men like I like horses...


...rideable.

I like my men like I like my Marvel movies...
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