I like my ladies like I like my _________

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 24 May 2018, 02:50

kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like I like my contact lenses...

With their pair of curves being soft, lovely, and perky, gentle on my eyes, and welcome to my sensitive touch and to my moistening of them.

I like my ladies like I like my tulips...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby mhsmith0 » 24 May 2018, 03:36

sinnybee wrote:...

I like my ladies like I like my tulips...


fresh off bankrupting the Dutch.

I like my ladies like I like my treadmill...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby sinnybee » 24 May 2018, 04:42

mhsmith0 wrote:
sinnybee wrote:I like my ladies like I like my tulips...

fresh off bankrupting the Dutch.

Ok.

I'm going to respond to mine too, if no one minds... thanks! :)

sinnybee wrote:I like my ladies like I like my tulips...

Smelling great.
In gorgeous bloom in my bed (of soil) for a few weeks, then it's time to make way for other pretty flowers.
Lovely, soft, and fragrant two-lips.

mhsmith0 wrote:I like my ladies like I like my treadmill...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Damon Huntington » 24 May 2018, 04:43

mhsmith0 wrote:fresh off bankrupting the Dutch.

I like my ladies like I like my treadmill...


Ready to be stepped on right before giving me the exercise of a lifetime.

I like my ladies like I like my Daylight Savings Time...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby rd45 » 24 May 2018, 13:12

Damon Huntington wrote:I like my ladies like I like my Daylight Savings Time...

...unexpected bonus hour in bed on a Sunday morning

I like my ladies like I like my Roquefort...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Caladrius » 25 May 2018, 00:22

rd45 wrote:
I like my ladies like I like my Roquefort...



Savoured slowly, sharp yet smooth with a slightly salty tang.


I like my ladies like I like my bathroom wall lizard...

Image
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Caladrius » 25 May 2018, 09:12

Caladrius wrote:
rd45 wrote:
I like my ladies like I like my Roquefort...



Savoured slowly, sharp yet smooth with a slightly salty tang.


I like my ladies like I like my bathroom wall lizard...

Image


(this had a photo of a giant multi-coloured ornamental lizard on my bathroom wall. Didn't realise image drops off after not being viewed for an hour)

So... I still like my ladies like I like my bathroom wall lizard
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby Pootleflump » 25 May 2018, 15:04

Caladrius wrote:I like my ladies like I like my bathroom lizard


Hides in a corner and pervs on you naked, ready to pounce and take advantage when you least expect it.

Oh yes. Bathroom sneak attack.

I like my ladies like I like my Friday night's.....
But, I nearly forgot, you must close your eyes otherwise you won't see anything

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby kimpossible » 25 May 2018, 15:24

Pootleflump wrote:I like my ladies like I like my Friday nights.....

Laid out on a couch with wine close at hand.

I like my ladies like my water bottle...

(Is Kim picking random items from her desk? No. That would be silly.)
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby rd45 » 26 May 2018, 18:45

kimbyrle wrote:I like my ladies like my water bottle...

(Is Kim picking random items from her desk? No. That would be silly.)


...moistening my lips every time I take a little sip.

I like my ladies like I like my glue stick...

(hey I have stuff on my desk too, ok?)
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