I like my ladies like I like my _________

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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby WokkaPater » 29 Feb 2012, 04:20

All papery and bent out of shape.


I like my ladies like I like my cotton.
I am alive. Sometimes you need a break to keep it that way.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby The Pez » 29 Feb 2012, 04:22

Handled by countless before me.

I like my ladies like I like my slippers.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby MADCUZBAD » 29 Feb 2012, 04:26

You put your feet in them, and their dirty.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby The Pez » 29 Feb 2012, 04:29

I guess I will set one up...

I like my ladies like I like my PS3's.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby mat.gopack » 29 Feb 2012, 04:30

Everyone plays with them
I like my ladies like I like my shotgun
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby WokkaPater » 29 Feb 2012, 04:32

A nice spread.


I like my ladies like I like my filled donuts.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby The Pez » 29 Feb 2012, 04:34

Full of red stuff I love to squeeze and squirt out.

I like my ladies like I like my Lamps.
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby DOI » 29 Feb 2012, 04:37

So painful to the eyes that you need to put a lampshade on them.

I like my ladies like I like my pucks...
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby WokkaPater » 29 Feb 2012, 05:02

Breaking the teeth often.


I like my ladies like I like my cake
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Re: I like my ladies like I like my _________

Postby chrisman39 » 29 Feb 2012, 05:09

Both make me want to vomit.

I like my ladies like I like my window...
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