I would like to apply for Bronze membership of your esteemed society. I do hope you'll be happy to take me under your collective wings, as I love playing against people who talk as much as I do and it can be so darned QUIET in some of the public games

My vital statistics are currently:
7 finished games
0 solo wins (0.00% solo rate)
5 draws (71.43% draw rate)
Longest streak of wins/draws (premium only) = 3
0 surrenders (rank games) (0.00% surrender rate)
0 surrenders (norank games) (0.00% surrender rate)
434/434 turns taken (100.00% consistency rate)
As you can see I have been good and never missed a turn nor surrendered. You'll also see that I am too nice to solo and prefer lots of cuddly draws. If I am accepted, maybe one of you can help me locate my killer instinct...

Awaiting your judgement with bated breath,
Phlegmatic