A Most Violent Seven Years: by Italy
(I think the system constantly assigns me Italy because of Ceasar in my name. Ive been Italy like 4 times in 10 games.)
The story you are about to hear is true. Many of the communications have been summarized, and do not reflect the specifics of what was said (not by a longshot...)
1901: The Konnigratz Freakout
- My first communications were pretty standard. I messaged everyone right off the bat. Trying to get a feel for the board. I was able to get peace with France and was seriously considering a standard Lepanto with Austria. Russia wanted me to align with him, but I was unsure about the Tyrolia/Venice move, Russia even suggested a faked key Lepanto, which I floated to Austria, but figured he wouldnt go for it.
- The craziest thing was Germany's opening claim to be attacking the Russian. I assumed this was fake, or just an attempt to throw people off. I messaged Germany for more info and he expressed an interest in going for Austria.
- The Konnigratz Freakout (
http://www.diplomacy-archive.com/resources/strategy/articles/koniggratz.htm): Germanys willingness to attack Austria sparked a KF for me. I figured he would go for it, he seemed eager and up for new things. This move had few upsides:
1. I knew this would give Russia and I and extra unit to use in Austria, and would help us to avoid having to partner with Turkey to ensure the downfall of Austria. This way we could quickly swing to Turkey. Russia ahd been talking a lot at this point, so I was going to side with him. Russia took a bit of convincing on the KF, but he came around.
2. I figured this would also have the secondary roll of throwing off the board as to what was going on. Just create overall chaos.
3. Although many expressed concerns about a 3 build Germany, I figured this would tip the EF against Germany and hold him back.
- When Fall came around, it was very apparent the Chaos plan worked, because it did not seem like anyone suspected the KF. Did anyone? The other interesting development was that E had opened to the Channel. Which actually worked well, because this spurred more communications about the "Odd Triple" between me, G, and R. It also allowed me to reassure France about my movement to PIE. He was obviously like "WTF" and I told him that england sent me a last minute message about French aggression (that was a lie, but I figured France would believe since the channel move happened).
- Anyway. Fall happened, and our Triple alliance was looking pretty good.
1902: Austria, Terminated
- This was simple year for me. We had a pretty standard plans against Austria. The only unsure event was whether Turkey would help Austria stay alive. I was able to notch another center. There was discussion about me getting Emed in the spring, but I was feeling very nervous that Turkey and Austria would figure that out and align. We didnt hear much from turkey, but in the end, he went against Austria to claim some centers. I would imagine Russia had a lot to do with this... So austria was out, R was in good position against England, and Germany was starting his aggression against France. All was going to plan, and the only person who hated me at this point was Austria... sorry NoPun. Major issue going on at this point was Russia getting 3 builds...
1903: The Year Things got Crazy
- In Spring, France and England started to make serious noises about a Russian solo opportunity. He was sitting at 9 centers and looking pretty good. I wasnt convinced about that, and Russia was offering to give me Serbia, so I went along with him. France and Turkey had grouped messaged me about hitting Russia, and i played along so I could get France to not move to GoL (which worked just fine). In the end I moved very anti turkey, and even anti france, to set up for future aggression in the region. This was also when both E and F started to threaten the "throwing the game" option. I try not to play emotionally, but this always really annoys me. Also i figured that France was just faking anyway.
- Fall happened, and France had moved to MAO, and I had serbia. still looking pretty good. I was supposed to convoy to GRE, but i put in the wrong orders and screwed it up. It was pretty unfortunate, but we were still looking good. We had turkey surrounded and germany had broken ground in England. The only thing now was that russia had taken Vienna...
1904: Big Trouble in Little Trieste
- At this point, Russia had moved to Vienna, without informing me of the move. I found this suspicious, because it put me at risk in Tri. So I brought this up to Russia, and he was... not happy. There was discussion that I purposefully screwed the convoy up (I didnt). Things got very heated. Long story short, we worked it out.
- France had been upping the talk about the Russia solo, probably thinking me and G were crazy. But i stuck with Russia. Jack is very convincing.
- When fall came around, Russia had moved on Germany and me. At this point, I figured France was right.
1905: Game Theory
- I started serious talks with G, F and, E about stopping Russia. I also sent a message to Russia asking him if he had that planned all along. His response really made me question my whole strategy... he started to preach to me about game theory. At that time I had misinterpreted the rules of C-dip. Russia convinced me that I should attempt to go for second, rather than third. His solo wasnt guaranteed, so why not risk it? His convincing, paired with some, what I thought to be, crazy ideas about a French unit convoying to Trieste, and I was back on russias side. I really do not think that convoy would have been a good idea at the time. I thought Turkey and I were pretty well protected against Russia. I was considering partnering with France, but I didnt hear a great argument on why that convoy was necessary. I also didnt hear from Turkey until this last minute, and he wanted to do that convoy too. My best bet at that point was Russia.
- In fall, R and Is’s biggest issue what to do with that turkish fleet in tri (great move BTW). Eventually I agreed to let Russia move there. I was the best way to take down turkey, and notch some more centers. Plus I was getting Gre and Con.
- The two days of retreat and build in 1905, were some of the most stressful diplomacy moments for me. I was so torn on what to do. The balance of the game literally seemed to be in my hands. R wanted me to build fleets, and France wanted armies. France had Tunis on a dead lock, and I was powerless. I was so incredibly torn here. About 10 hours out, i decided I was going with France and building armies... BUT at like 1 hour out, I had an idea to do one army and one fleet. My plan was to convince both Russia and France that I was on their side, buying me time. This ended up being a great idea (mostly).
1906: The War Against Russia
- So France was cool with my builds... but Russia was... not happy. He was like "youre crazy, I dont believe you. Good luck." I figured at this point that Russia had been planning to move to Rum and Ser anyway, and he was just using my build as a moment to give reasons. I (corrrectly) guessed that he would expect me not to move to Trieste... so I did it. Me and him had discussed that Trieste move, but after he declared war, I was unsure. Anyway, my guess worked and I was in Trieste.
- Also during that turn, Germany was talking about moving against France. I thought this was absolutely nuts, but figured maybe it was a good thing. He could hold off France, so I could hope for second. Plus he didnt seem like I could convince him otherwise anyway.
- At this point I really ramped up the collaboration work with France. He trusted me, and even moved his WMed out to MAO (sparked day dreams about sunny Tunis for me...)
- During Fall, Russia actually didnt get anywhere in Turkey, which was nice. Plus he blocked France in Pie. Also nice. Further France and I were setting up a convoy of him to the Balkans. Also good for me. (TUNIS!!!! <3 <3)
1907: Old Friendships Die Hard
- At this point, we had everyone (me, F, G, E) all against russia. England was doing a lot of the strategizing, and doing it quite well I thought. Me and F were planning that long awaited convoy to the Balkans (finally), and I thought this would be great for me, allowing me to walk into second. I thought there was NO WAY he would move MAO back down...
- Fall happened and I had lost two centers, France had gone to WMed and was in PIE. Things were not good. I figured if Russia didnt solo, then I wasnt getting second for sure. So I started to think about a deal with the Devil. My old pal... Russia.
- I reached out to him. He gave me a frankly hilarious reverse psychology message. Quoting for real here: "i'd suggest an order set to guarantee you finish second -- but youd think it was another solo trick and wouldnt believe them anyway." I literally laughed out loud at this. Sorry Jack, that was funny stuff.
- We talked some more and he told me he had convinced Germany to take Hol, he would let me into Serbia, thus throwing me to second.
- It was risky but my very real serious thoughts were that I would rather have second or nothing. Sure its greedy, but it is diplomacy.
- Once germany confirmed this move, i was in. I figured Russia was lying to Germany, but I kept quiet and hit finalize.
Then I won.... second!