Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

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Over or Under?

Over
34
69%
Under
4
8%
Neither: I don't use any paper
6
12%
WTF
4
8%
Yes
1
2%
 
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Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby Blackfish » 16 Mar 2013, 04:09

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The debate that has split humanity for far too long! Wars have been fought over this and countless lives have been lost for the question of the millenium!

Personally, I believe that the paper should go over the roll, as our eyes can see more accessible paper and our brains translate this into a more positive image, causing us to perceive that there is more toilet paper on the roll. Just like a "glass half-full", having the paper positioned in a way that makes us believe that there is more causes us to feel more accomplished and happy in our lives. Studies have shown that when people are happier and feeling more accomplished, they are less likely to do bad things such as murder, robbery and filling the packet of chips/crisps to about 1/4 of the way and then filling the rest up with air. OVER THE ROLL SAVES LIVES!!!!1!

Likewise, if the TP is under the roll, we see less of it and that causes us to feel more unhappy and to feel that our lives are ultimately unfullfilled. This leads to negativity in a persons mental state that can cause them to, sadly, do bad things such as tailgating me or writing "your" instead of "you're".

What do you think?
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby solo1805 » 16 Mar 2013, 04:16

Only the spiritually bankrupt and those lacking a moral compass believe that "under" is the proper way.
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby dcaibal » 16 Mar 2013, 04:18

TODAY THE AGE-OLD QUESTION SHALL BE ANSWERED.

I am a firm supporter of the Over Party. Clearly, under means leaning forward more and can cause personal imbalance, and we all know lack of balance on the seat is the leading cause of bathroom humiliations the world over.
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby Piquinya » 16 Mar 2013, 04:25

Over is the way to go.
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby Lionlaw » 16 Mar 2013, 04:43

As a divorced man, who was subject to tyrannical spousal absolutism on the issue (over) - I have concluded that whether it is over or under is immaterial. What matters is whether it is the cheap kind that is like sandpaper on your nether regions. Give me fluffy, double-ply or give me Death!
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby Custer » 16 Mar 2013, 04:45

I don't give a shit. Oooops poops!!!!! Pun intended. Over..... :twisted:
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby Niakan » 16 Mar 2013, 04:45

What's toilet paper
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby Netr0 » 16 Mar 2013, 05:11

Niakan wrote:What's toilet paper


Not all people use their fingers to remove waste from their ass. Some use soft thin paper.
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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby Fatmo » 16 Mar 2013, 05:49

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Re: Toilet Paper: Over or Under?

Postby SyawnBirk » 16 Mar 2013, 06:11

I note that the heathens who voted for "under" are either too ashamed to post about their preferences, or they know that all their arguments for the position would only be ripped to shreds like a roll in the claws of an angry feline.

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