Welcome back all, to the third day of Internet Challenges in this nebulously-defined chat room / server space / internet mumbo jumbo place where we're doing stuff.
Strangely,
Strategus's connection seems to have gone dark. Score one more for the bad guys.
That leaves just five remaining challenge participants for the:
Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge!
The challenge: Suction a shot glass against your lips to plump them up like Kylie Jenner's "totally real" ones, then photograph yourself.
(Why you shouldn't do this: Vacuum-sealing your lips long and hard enough to achieve Kylie Jenner lips can cause bruising and broken blood vessels around the mouth, and could potentially even break the shot glass right in your face. Ouch.)
How to participate: Dust off your artistic abilities and draw on this adorable clip art duck:

Give him clothes, a hat, a violin, a background of Paris, whatever you dream up. You can use clip art, draw with your finger, whip out a stylus and some Photoshop, whatever works for you. But get me your masterpieces within 24 hours. You will not necessarily be judged on artistic ability, but on whatever combination of creativity and humor earns Zoomzip's approval.
The first challenge is due by
6 pm Eastern on Wednesday 4/15. D3 ends at 6 pm Eastern on Friday 4/17.
And...
GO!